Me talking to my husband: "I don't feel so well. Maybe pesto pasta salad and sushi on the side wasn't a good combination."
Him: " It was that crap pesto salad you bought, it was bitter tasting."
Me: "Nah, you just needed to add salt to it."
Him: "No you needed to spit that shit out. I don't know about you but when I took survival training they taught us to spit anything that tasted bitter out."
Me
Him: "You think that's funny? 'Cause it's true!"
Me:
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